Cake sale this Thursday.




appreciate brown eyes more bc the people with brown eyes are grown up forcing to believe fuckin blue and green and grey are beautiful and either detest or get incredibly happy when someone compliments their eye color stop letting this happen

there are people with brown eyes reblogging this and theyre talking about still being sad with their eye color and this is exactly why we need hype about brown eyes

See I will be honest I prefer blue/green eyes, however, that being said (and also being someone with brown eyes) I completely agree with this.  There are so many different kinds of brown eyes and they are all absolutely beautiful!

everyone who thinks green or blue eyes are superior y o u  a r e  a l l  w r o n g  

This, apparently, is Renee Zellweger. 
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relationship status: slept with laundry I was too lazy to fold

So real it hurts.

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That Brother Jimmy’s BBQ used to be a dive bar back in the 80s. 

One time I was waiting for the light to change and a hooker jumped into my backseat and yelled, “Drive!”

I looked at my buddy sitting in the passenger seat and we were like, “Huh?”

That was until some dude came running out of the bar and right up to my passenger side window and started banging on it. That’s when I put the peddle to the metal. 

We drove a few blocks down the avenue and let her out on a corner somewhere. We never saw her again.

Fun times.


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All dressed up yesterday. I’m such a babe in the bottom left one no? hahah. Who else can do that with their eyes?? #me #ridiculous #allthered

Look at this doll! Such a beautiful princess.


I hate the word “ally,” in the way it’s used these days. I feel it tries to elevate the privileged into positions equal to those of the oppressed. “Supporter” feels better to me.


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Started my new anti-depressant/anti-anxiety meds today. 

I specifically asked for just anti anxiety, but apparently that’s too weak and I have to be a zombie, too. 


This one has bad reactions to too much tyramine, so no mature cheese cured pork fermented anything and snow-peas.